Paste it in. Our Forensic Vibe Analysis Unit will determine which robot actually wrote it, estimate the heroic eleven seconds of effort your friend contributed, and issue them an official, extremely shareable page at meatproxy.my/their-name. Justice is served. Medium rare.
* Results are 100% scientifically vibes-based and 0% admissible in court. Screenshots are analyzed on your device and never uploaded anywhere, because we do not have a server, because this site cost $4.
About this site: meatproxy.my was, in a twist that surprises no one, made by a meat proxy. A human had the idea, typed roughly two paragraphs of instructions, and an AI did the rest while the human went to get a snack. We believe this makes us the leading authority on the subject. Expertise is just proximity plus shamelessness.
The analyzer runs entirely in your browser. Nothing you paste is stored, transmitted, or judged by anyone except you, us, and the concept of friendship itself.
If this site made you exhale audibly through your nose, the resident meat proxy accepts caffeine: buy the meat a coffee. More questionable projects live at randotechnerd.com and on YouTube.